I love your hair. Did you colour it?

I guess if you have lost all your hair and it starts to grows back
grayish/brown/blonde, you would be surprised to see how good it looks now.
You may even have the urge to ask me if I coloured my hair. How dare you ask me such a personal question, after all I have been through.
Yes of course it is coloured. I had zebra hair from my chemotherapy treatments. Wouldn't you? I felt a bit like I just got out of prison - no metaphor intended.
YES I coloured my hair. I feel like I have to defend my choice. I'm not sure why. Yes I coloured my hair, painted my toe nails (to cover the bruising) and got a facial for my birthday (no Botox). Oh, yes my breasts are not real. Anything else? I still eat chocolate too!
One more thing, I have a really bad burn on my back and on my left breast. I didn't use an sun tan lotion. They wouldn't let me use SPF during my radiation treatments.